Born: March 4.  (Simon forgot to imagine which year, so I pick a different age on each birthday)

Occupations: Contractor,  World’s Greatest Detective, Magician, International Spy, Artist; Nano-Scientist (I’m short)

Hobbies: Eating; Playing my Trombone; Stand up Comedian; Playing Monopoly (I ALWAYS own Boardwalk — it was a birthday present)

Favorite Foods: Pickles (half sour); Pizza; Lamb Chops; Orange Juice; Chicken Pot Pie; Marshmallows

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Number: 6

Favorite Songs: Yes, We Have No Bananas; 76 Trombones

Recent Triumphs: Came in third in 2016 Presidential Election

Recent Failures: Came in third in 2016 Presidential Election